Sonja Turbot: Existential Investigator, Page 12
Last night I assembled Sean’s brand new toy- it’s a brightly colored flying saucer-type exercise jumper with all kinds of bizarre toys attached to it. I’m going to try to avoid referring to it as the mothership.
It’s a good thing, really. When I was a baby I didn’t have a jumper, I had a walker. And today, I’ve got the scars to prove it. This toy, at least, is stationary… assuming that I put it together okay.
Last minute update: Some footage of the saucer in action, plus gratuitous bodily functions. Enjoy.

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