Last Human Alive Page Six
March 5th, 2010

Last Human Alive Page Six

Happy birthday to me! I was having a good sleep in my car, in the parking lot of the Showboat Casino Hotel. Outside in the hall there’s a catfight, it’s well after midnight. I guess I’ll be alright. We’ll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer. We all want to embarrass you. But all your friends are hungry, so just cut the stupid cake.

And if you have any idea what that paragraph was about, you have a better music collection than I do. Also, today is my birthday.

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