Last Human Alive Page Thirty Three
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June 7th, 2010

Last Human Alive Page Thirty Three

Yesterday Sean was sitting on the floor staring at the tiles.

Me: What are you doing out there?

Sean: Lookin’ at ants.

I looked down at the floor.

Me: There aren’t any ants down there.

He thought about it for a minute.

Sean: Lookin’ at bugs.

I guess he was actually looking for bugs, but it’s gonna be a while before he can grasp that kind of linguistic subtlety.

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  1. macksting
    June 7th, 2010 at 6:58 am

    Yeah, we weren’t there to find humans, we were there to promote freedom. The preemptive strike was justified.

  2. xpace
    June 16th, 2010 at 2:40 am

    And here I thought IGNORING their sacrifice would cheapen it (despite the fact that it was pretty pointless to begin with)…
    Nice poltical satire, this. :thumbs up:

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